Cast: Ally Ann, Amia Moretti, Brooke Banner, Katie Cummings, Miley Ann, Nikki Brooks

Feet, feet, feet and not a shoe in the house. At least one aspect of this inconvenient recession we admirers of milady's arch can all give thanks for are those high priced slingbacks sitting lonely on the designer store shelves. Who's got the money for them, you ask? So next time your girl hits you up for a shoe allowance by using her doe eyes, turn penny pinching to your advantage. Guilt her about the homeless by convincing her to go shoeless. Remember, though, to do it with a straight face. A bold plan gets the bare foot every time.